All we’re hoping is a Christmas miracle… or a very long Trump’s family vacation.
Melania Trump was asked a question Thursday about where she would go if she could spend the holiday “anywhere in the world.”
She replied that she would spent it on a deserted island with her family.
If 2017 gave her any indication of how terrible it is then a deserted island should be on everyone’s list.
The first lady was visiting the Children’s National Hospital in Washington, D.C. where she read The Polar Express and answered a few holiday-related questions.
Aside from wanting to be far, far away from the United States, Trump even told the audience that the family’s holiday traditions are filled with dinners, mass, and Santa Claus.
Can we all chip in to make it happen – as long as they don’t come back
— Reggie Dog (@ReggieDog3) December 8, 2017
We’ll pitch in for the flight if you promise to never come back.
— Brooke Murdock (@LBrookeMurdock) December 7, 2017
We should start a GOFUNDME campaign for Melania to get her wish — for her family to be marooned on a deserted island. It’d probably reach its goal in what, 2 minutes?
— William Bienes (@wmbienes) December 8, 2017
I had hoped she would have wanted something a little more flamboyant such as a mission to Pluto or the crab nebula.
— Ernest Stewart (@ErnestStewartjr) December 8, 2017
If I was stranded on a deserted island with Trump, one of us would have to go.
— Crow (@sistercrow) December 8, 2017
The thing is, even a deserted island would likely vote Trump off.
— peter robert brown (@pbro2333_brown) December 8, 2017
The last question was what did Melania ask Santa for Christmas in which she replied, “I ask Santa for Christmas peace on the world, health, love, and kindness.”
We truly hope Santa, Mariah Carey, the person who wraps the gifts at the department store, basically anyone, is listening to her. We’ve been asking for these things all 2017.