1. When She Made This Face At The Golden Globes
Anyone who’s even watched The Golden Globes (anyone?) in their pajamas in the comfort of their own home can relate to this feeling, let alone having to dress up and not eat throughout the whole thing. So I can understand this general sentiment. Chrissy made this face when her husband John Legend won an award for his song in which is kind of perplexing given the context. What’s not perplexing, however, it that this is an extremely relatable face for many occasions, like when my boss asks me to do anything or when I sexted a guy because I was bored and now he really expects me to do the things I told him I wanted to do.
2. When She Made This Other Face At The Oscars
Chrissy made this face in response to Chris Rock bringing Stacey Dash up for a Black History Month cameo. I understand if you repressed that moment from your conscious memory, because it was extremely awkward for all involved. This is me viewing my drunken Snap stories from the night before. It’s me when I look at the calorie count of one slice of avocado toast. It’s me when a guy matches me and his profile says he’s under 5’7″. It’s me at most times, tbh.
3. When She DGAF About The Kids
Yeah, MIKE. Go Chrissy for not giving a shit about random-ass internet fools who take every single thing a person they’ve never even met does personally.
4. When She Offered This Very Astute Television Commentary
Yes. Anyone who acts superior to people who love reality TV can fight me. So, my dad can fight me.
5. When She Fell Asleep At The Oscars
Do I even need to explain the importance of this? No. No, I do not.
6. When She Tweeted This
If you’ve never said this but not about selfies, you’re either boring or we would not have fun together.
7. When She Wouldn’t Let John Legend Break Up With Her
Again, this is fucking iconic and an inspiration. Do you hear that, ladies? Breaking up isn’t a decision. It’s an option, and you can always say no.
Thank you Chrissy, for your contributions to humanity. We love you. Never change.