e may think that religion doesn’t have room for much humor, but occasionally the powers that be in the church cut loose for the sake of a good joke.
Well, either that or the guy that makes the signs goes totally rogue. If that’s the case, he might have to answer to an angry pastor or reverend. But that’s not our problem.
(Anyway, most of these jokes are innocent enough that whoever created them shouldn’t have to fear for their place in the afterlife, so let’s just enjoyan instance of the churches cutting loose and getting a little bit of Internet fame!)
Even the first Baptist church (according to this guy, anyway) couldn’t help but get in on the fun.
Dad joke? Totally.
But when it comes from the church, just like when it comes from a goofy dad, the lame joke becomes a little bit funnier.
I guess they ran out of letters for “without.”
Maybe they could allocate some funds from the next bake sale or pancake breakfast towards buying some new sign letters.
Not even the dark lord is off-limits when it comes to complaining about the scorching weather.
I guess the church doesn’t mind answering the phone when “Satan calls?”
Go to Walmart if you want to save.
Go to church if you want to BE saved.
I guess they’ll accept you regardless of who you are…
…but don’t be surprised if the church wants to change you once you enter!
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